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    best egg recipe

    I use this method of eating eggs as it's the easiest way I've learnt to cook them .

    ingredients.
    eggs
    water

    method
    place eggs in saucepan
    fill saucepan 1cm above eggs .
    boil.
    once it starts boiling....I wait 1 minute then remove from heat .
    gooey gooey yokes .
    if you like your yokes cooked more ......go get fucked.


    I know it sounds complex but of you try it a few times, you'll figure out how to boil the water.

    that's it .

    #2
    Fuck yeh love nice and gooey boiled eggs.

    But fuck me, prepping them for the week is fucked
    Boil up water and boil 30 eggs
    Then peel all of the cunts.
    None of the tricks ive seen on youtube to help peel eggs fucken works


    I love making curried eggs, mash up 5 boiled eggs, mix with a bit of fat free mayo and some curry powder.

    I have realised that if you get a pan preheated nice and hot. Crack 5 eggs in, mix up and add curry powder after the eggs are half cooked its basically the same thing but 10x quicker

    I fucken hate plain scrambld eggs tho

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      #3
      Aussie pizza... pretty sure that has some egg on it
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        #4
        Originally posted by Ogsphinx View Post
        Aussie pizza... pretty sure that has some egg on it
        Get that egg wash on the anabolic sausage rolls

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          #5
          Bacon and cheese sausage rolls learnt from one of the best
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            #6
            I like to make fried homunculus. I start by watching amputee tranny porn until I reach ejaculation, then I carefully draw up and inject my semen into a chicken egg. I place the egg in an incubator and wait six months. Six months later I wake up hungry for bacon and eggs and I remember my homunculus growing. It is time, I crack open the egg shell and there he is in all his glory, my own biological creation, fertilised and evolved into a living organism. Hello my dear son! My moment of endearment is short lived. I resist the urge to nurture him and love him as he stares longingly with his three beady eyes and proceed to throw him on the steaming hot pan. Add butter and herbs to taste, reduce heat until he’s no longer moving around in the pan. Serve with a side of ciabatta and glass of OJ. As gooey gooey as it gets! A delicious treat.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TrentBaloney View Post
              I like to make fried homunculus. I start by watching amputee tranny porn until I reach ejaculation, then I carefully draw up and inject my semen into a chicken egg. I place the egg in an incubator and wait six months. Six months later I wake up hungry for bacon and eggs and I remember my homunculus growing. It is time, I crack open the egg shell and there he is in all his glory, my own biological creation, fertilised and evolved into a living organism. Hello my dear son! My moment of endearment is short lived. I resist the urge to nurture him and love him as he stares longingly with his three beady eyes and proceed to throw him on the steaming hot pan. Add butter and herbs to taste, reduce heat until he’s no longer moving around in the pan. Serve with a side of ciabatta and glass of OJ. As gooey gooey as it gets! A delicious treat.
              That is some fucked up shit right there.... i fucking love it lol

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ogsphinx View Post
                Bacon and cheese sausage rolls learnt from one of the best
                You need to post this recipe. I want cheesy bacon sausage rolls mmmmmmm

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SmaCCa View Post

                  You need to post this recipe. I want cheesy bacon sausage rolls mmmmmmm
                  It’s very easily made usually the local fuel station.
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                    #10
                    DEEZNUTS i find a tablespoon of baking soda in the water makes it easier to peel those ones that suck.

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                      #11
                      you guys peel your eggs ?
                      what about the crunchy goodness ?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by SmaCCa View Post

                        You need to post this recipe. I want cheesy bacon sausage rolls mmmmmmm
                        The recipe:

                        Go to your local BP
                        Get 2 cheese and bacon sausage rolls for $6

                        And an iced coffee for extra protein

                        Sphinx and i have done extensive research. The only anabolic sausage rolls are from BP’s

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                          #13
                          I have a recipe for how to make a sausage roll.
                          get one sausage.....and push it down a hill

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                            #14
                            https://youtu.be/FRj1BdZYft8

                            never peel.a egg agsin...if u must cook em...

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by ragit View Post
                              I use this method of eating eggs as it's the easiest way I've learnt to cook them .

                              ingredients.
                              eggs
                              water

                              method
                              place eggs in saucepan
                              fill saucepan 1cm above eggs .
                              boil.
                              once it starts boiling....I wait 1 minute then remove from heat .
                              gooey gooey yokes .
                              if you like your yokes cooked more ......go get fucked.


                              I know it sounds complex but of you try it a few times, you'll figure out how to boil the water.

                              that's it .
                              "if you like you yokes kood more go get fucked" ???????????????? Im dyin here
                              Bodhi- "If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."

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